The Onion

How many of you read The Onion? If you're not reading it, you need to be. It's a fake newspaper that never fails to crack me up. You can get paper issues for free at newsstands throughout Old Town and DC. Or, you can read it online at theonion.com. You can even have a daily email sent to you with the main headlines My favorite section is "American Voices". This past week they "sold" the paper to the Chinese. The headlines coming out this week are even funnier than usual. Take this for example, "Clear American Sky A Constant Reminder Of Industrial Inferiority" or

The Following Are Examples Of American Weakness